blogrify

I’ve been keeping a close eye on my household. I think the ladder is up to something. The mattresses are doing undercover work. The chimney is acting all high and mighty. I think the garden has some dirt on me. The rocking chair keeps moving behind my back, and even the washing machine is agitating. The soap dish is quite a slippery fellow. I’m pretty sure the pillow shams are hiding something.

The sneaky gas pump

So I pull into the Valero near my house, where gas is $1.889 a gallon:

And then I see this sign on the pump:

“DISCOUNT FOR CASH PAYMENT,” eh? How much of a discount? I insert my credit card.

$1.959 a gallon. Sneaky.

Also: cleaned out everything that was here. It was old anyway.

Just discarded my languishing blogs. Throwing my lot in with Tumblr, for the occasional post that won’t fit in 140 characters.