(To the tune of Yellow Submarine.)

It comes from the sea
It's made of grass
It's good for your brain
But it tastes like ass

That seaweed smell
That you're perceiving
Is the cause of
Your dry-heaving

We're all taking Omega 3 supplements, Omega 3 supplements, Omega 3 supplements
We're all taking Omega 3 supplements, Omega 3 supplements, Omega 3 supplements

The aftertaste
It overpowers
And rest assured
It lasts for hours

Omega threes
Improve your wit
But I'd rather be dumb
Than eat that shit

We're all taking Omega 3 supplements, Omega 3 supplements, Omega 3 supplements
We're all taking Omega 3 supplements, Omega 3 supplements, Omega 3 supplements

Note: to be fair, the supplement in question nobly (and mostly successfully) attempts to mask the noxious seaweed flavor with a cloying, artificial grape syrup additive. However, it appears that they forgot to add the grape stuff to our particular batch. Which is not cool.

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