Sep 03 2009
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I’ve been keeping a close eye on my household. I think the ladder is up to something. The mattresses are doing undercover work. The chimney is acting all high and mighty. I think the garden has some dirt on me. The rocking chair keeps moving behind my back, and even the washing machine is agitating. The soap dish is quite a slippery fellow. I’m pretty sure the pillow shams are hiding something.
