Just managed to resist clawing out my own eyeballs long enough to read a few paragraphs of this story about Mitt Romney tying a dog carrier, with the family dog in it, to the roof of his car. I think it speaks for itself, so I'll not comment.

Wait, yes I fucking will. What the fuck is wrong with you if you are a grown man and you tie a dog to the roof of a car and fucking drive it around? What the hell is going on in your brain when you do this?

Please, do not give this man the nuclear launch codes. I apologize for needing to resort to profanity. Thank you, that is all.